Sad news for fans of the really, really atrocious drag queen arts. Conservative Republican Rudy Giuliani is pulling out of the presidential race today, after working SO hard flying to Florida a few times and talking about 9/11 since forever. Don’t feel too bad for him though - he can still comfort himself by rolling around in big piles of money and licking Bernie Kerik’s balls (how would you like THAT lipstick on your dipstick?). Word is that he will also endorse John McCain. With Rudy’s help, McCain should be able to come up with a fabulous new persona and act to rival any other Sophia impersonator at your local gay bar’s Golden Girls night.[AP]