There Are Republicans on the Teevee

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If you happen to turn on CNN right now, you’ll see two liars, a fanatic and a nutcase (parse it however you want) sitting in front of a model airplane talking about the Reagan Revolution with the Terminator sitting in the audience.

WILL YOU MAKE THE TAX PERMANENT? DO YOU HATE MEXICANS OR DON’T YOU, SENATOR? GOVERNOR, YOUR REBUTTAL?

Also, Anderson Cooper has the ACTUAL REAGAN DIARY on his desk and is TOO NERVOUS TO TOUCH IT, because it is holy like the Bible. Also, if you’re watching on CNN.com, you get to see them all bum rush Nancy during the commercial breaks. The woman is 1000 years old.

9:07:22 PM Greg: this is a brutal debate
9:07:28 PM Megan: yeah
9:07:31 PM Megan: 2 hours
9:07:37 PM Greg: mccain should just haul of and slug romney
9:07:44 PM Greg: he’s such a douche
9:07:47 PM Greg: and i dont even like mccain
9:07:52 PM Megan: HAHAHA. i’d vote for him if he did

 
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