Despite never having met me, French President Nicolas Sarkozy has decided that he’s really going to spend the rest of his life (until their eventual divorce) with Carla Bruni. They were married this morning in Paris. I’m going to go drown my sorrows in a couple of bottles of French wine and perhaps someone tall, blonde and younger with a six-pack (I’m taking suggestions). Thank you for your sympathy at this difficult time. [People]