Obama Might Actually Be Jesus

Oh, Save Us Sweet ObamaThe Hills wants a new debate every single motherfucking week for the next 4 weeks. Obama has, thus far, demurred. Please, Obejus, keep us from FOUR MORE DEBATES. I promise, I might even vote for you in the primary if you will keep to that shit. Please. Please. Don’t make me watch another debate. No one cares, I promise. Hills asking for it makes her look desperate. Don’t do it. Please. Please. I am unemployed and cannot fucking afford the alcohol. [MSNBC]

 
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