Did his shorty get long?

I got that same feeling as a lad watching Bo & Luke Duke in their tight jeans.

My poor, poor baby O. Why must they insist on hitching that hideous beast to Keith’s handsome and wise wagon?

Why damn it why?

So how does he feel when he grabs Hillary?

has anyone EVER even heard that expression? chill up the leg?
i haven’t, i’ve heard of chills up and down the spine, chills on the back of your neck, chills when your arms get goosebumpy………..

the chill went RIGHT UP HIS PANTS LEG !!!!!!!!!!
writes itself.

Awww, Chrissy had his first ‘rection. Ain’t that cute/disgusting.

Pardon me while I throw up into this bucket over here.

My unbelievably insightful 19 y/o daughter watched Hardball with me last week. I asked her what she thought about Chris Matthews. She replied, “Creeeepy. I wouldn’t want him to work in a day care.”

@Jamie: I now watch those two together with the same fascinated anticipation of a car wreck that one might follow the Britney Spears story. I don’t know if your boyfriend K.O. can make it to the conventions before he tells Chrissie on air that he’s a phucking phreak.

@Rptrcub: You’re welcome. That’s the problem with those secret mission to the Caribbean. They always come to an end. Except for Baked. She’s 008/Secret Agent-Licensed to Thrill/Chick Division, HFA. God, I feel like Robert Novak outing Valerie Plame revealing that. Sleazy.

“Guys, you don’t suffer from erectile dysfunction, the evidence is splattered all over your keyboard, you’re just no longer turned on by your aging wife’s naked body and now need drugs to perform.”

- Henry Rollins, from the “Henry Rollins Show”, “Teeing Off - Help Yourself to Self-Help”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/henry-rollins/teeing-off-help_b_57071.html

Comment, Mr. Matthews?

@JamieSommers: (Voice of Tweety)

Ha!

@guru: Many of us miss Lyndon here today. He’s popped in and out a few times, but no real waxing lyrical. Guess sometimes you just have to stimulate yourself, love the one you’re with, etc.

Now I have that stupid Robert Klein song in my head ‘I Can’t Stop My Leg’