I can’t wait for will.i.am’s inspiring version of “I felt this thrill going up my leg.”

Did his shorty get long?

You could see KO just about to crack up right there. “Steady!”

I got that same feeling as a lad watching Bo & Luke Duke in their tight jeans.

Amazing he was able to take time out from humping John McCain’s leg to say that.

My poor, poor baby O. Why must they insist on hitching that hideous beast to Keith’s handsome and wise wagon?

Why damn it why?

I get a warm feeling flowing down my leg whenever I think that Hillary could become president. Ba-dum dum.

So how does he feel when he grabs Hillary?

@redman: A chill going down his spine.

has anyone EVER even heard that expression? chill up the leg?
i haven’t, i’ve heard of chills up and down the spine, chills on the back of your neck, chills when your arms get goosebumpy………..

the chill went RIGHT UP HIS PANTS LEG !!!!!!!!!!
writes itself.

@Pedonator : Especially liked how Keith shrank back from him while saying that. Don’t spill on me, dude!

Awww, Chrissy had his first ‘rection. Ain’t that cute/disgusting.

Pardon me while I throw up into this bucket over here.

@Rptrcub: Welcome back, handsome.

My unbelievably insightful 19 y/o daughter watched Hardball with me last week. I asked her what she thought about Chris Matthews. She replied, “Creeeepy. I wouldn’t want him to work in a day care.”

Most men are born with ‘rections. Truth. Took chrissy quite a long time.

@Jamie: I now watch those two together with the same fascinated anticipation of a car wreck that one might follow the Britney Spears story. I don’t know if your boyfriend K.O. can make it to the conventions before he tells Chrissie on air that he’s a phucking phreak.

@ragingmonk: Thank you. I was on unauthorized leave for a secret mission to the Caribbean. That, and just busy as hell the week after the mission ended. Dammit.

@Rptrcub: You’re welcome. That’s the problem with those secret mission to the Caribbean. They always come to an end. Except for Baked. She’s 008/Secret Agent-Licensed to Thrill/Chick Division, HFA. God, I feel like Robert Novak outing Valerie Plame revealing that. Sleazy.

@ragingmonk: Oh, you know you get off on your secret Novak fantasies.

“Guys, you don’t suffer from erectile dysfunction, the evidence is splattered all over your keyboard, you’re just no longer turned on by your aging wife’s naked body and now need drugs to perform.”

- Henry Rollins, from the “Henry Rollins Show”, “Teeing Off - Help Yourself to Self-Help”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/henry-rollins/teeing-off-help_b_57071.html

Comment, Mr. Matthews?

@SFLefty:

If Keith Oh! actually tells off that cackling, shit-for-brains, erectile dysfunctioning asshole on air in prime time, I will fuck him blind and back again.

You hear me, Keith? I’m totally serious!

@JamieSommers: (Voice of Tweety)

Ha!

When he heard the mellifluous, dulcet tones of the swarthy young Senator’s voice, a thrill surged up his leg, a shocking, awesome thrill.
He’d never felt anything like it. Trumpets blared. Fireworks went off in the state fairgrounds summer night sky of his mind, the universe turned itself inside out.
It was like the second coming. And the third.

@guru: Many of us miss Lyndon here today. He’s popped in and out a few times, but no real waxing lyrical. Guess sometimes you just have to stimulate yourself, love the one you’re with, etc.

Tweety’s got the jimmy legs!

Now I have that stupid Robert Klein song in my head ‘I Can’t Stop My Leg’