This piglet, named Valentine, was born 10 days ago in Gloucester, England, is getting all kinds of attention for his heart-shaped spots. See? Miracles do happen, cynics. I mention this because Valentine’s Day is a very special day for the two reasons. Firstly, Vday is the first, er, holiday that we can all celebrate together here at Cynics’ Party, which I know will make it very special for all of you. Secondly it happens to be my birthday. Never ask a lady her age, but I’ll tell you anyway. I’m 15 today.  And I’m totally psyched about getting my learners permit.