You may have missed it because you actually have a life or something, but Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton had another debate this evening in Texas. Hillary had been itching for an opportunity to go toe to toe with the Illinois Senator and, now that the dust has settled, it’s easy to see why she was so eager to debate. At first, Barack was mostly doing his very best to be all wonky and Clinton was hell-bent on bringing up Obama’s plagiarism non-scandal. And then, something amazing happened. Seriously guys, Hillary had a MOMENT. As the debate drew to a close, Hills got all emo and started talking about how she just wants to help America so, so bad because she loves God, and babies, and puppies, and stuff. It was some truly touching shit. After she spoke the crowd was applauding like crazy. They may have been cheering because the debate was over, but the bottom line is they were putting their hands together and making noise, and it was right after Hillary spoke. Is this going to be like when she cried? Is Clinton going to pull off a major comeback by being all touchy-feely from now until March 4th, or is her campaign way too far gone for that? I think if Hillary wants to win more pity primaries she’s going to need to up the ante. Merely getting misty-eyed may have been enough to put her over the edge the last time around, but now that Obama has won ten states in a row she should try pounding her fists on the floor and threatening to hold her breath until her face turns blue if people keep voting for her opponent. That just might do the trick.