Senator Larry Craig is looking for summer interns. I’m guessing I wouldn’t make that, um, short list. Fuck, the jokes write themselves. Abortions for some and blow jobs for all! Larry needs some help with his really big stick! Don’t mess around with big green sticks! Danny Boy here has all the “qualifications” Larry’s looking for!
Also, I’m betting Harry Potter does indeed have a really fine ass. If you Google search for Daniel Radcliffe with your Safe Search function off, well, you can feel as dirty as I do right now.