If the Bush Family had a TV show, it would look a lot like the Munsters without Marilyn and with a lot more drugs, cannibalism, drug addicted children, alcoholism, secret gay sex, pederast sex and sex with hookers - and back-channel dirty work for monied monsters like the Bin Ladens and the Sauds. The Bushes aren’t really wealthy in the larger scale of prosperity. They make their money waiting for the truly monied to lift their peckers so they can plunge their tongues in the dark, smegmatic crevices that no one else wants to service.

In that grand tradition comes Neil Bush. Freak show watchers will recall he one of the directors of Silverado Savings and Loan in Colorado found to be looting the bank he was supposed to protect during the 1980s and in 2003 admitted in deposition to accepting the services of hookers that were delivered to his hotel rooms in Thailand and Hong Kong. Can it get worse? Like eating babies in front of their moms worse? Yes, much worse, in ways only the Bushes can be.

Neil Bush went down to Paraguay to offer oral sex to President Nicanor Duarte with a contingent of freaks from the Rev. Sun Myung Moon’s Family Federation for World Peace and convince Duarte to give up his plan to seize 128,395 acres Moonie of lands that the Korean psychopath was planning to use to raise thousands of sex slaves like cattle.

“These are poor people who would likely have no other use for themselve. What better use of their lives than to stuff their worthless tongues into the Messiah’s asshole!” said Neil Bush, breaking into song, “I’ve got joy, joy, joy, joy, down in my heart. Tastie Moonie farts! My tongue’s up his arse! Oh, I’ve got joy, joy, joy, joy, down in my heart todaaay!”

Somehow, all the male members of the family gravitate to sick, twisted freakish monsters and work for them. The grandpappy banked Hitler at Brown Brothers Harriman. The father and sons have done middle-man’s dealing with the Sauds and Bin Ladens. The father and the sons have fronted for Moon, a psychopathic cult leader legend for destroying families and members’ lives. What sickness drives them? What horrors lurk in America’s psyche to respond to these monsters and make them effectively a dynastic family?

Pray, tell, Commenters! Pray, tell!