It has to be done, so allow me:

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

From the LATimes: “He also was part of the administration teams that guided the Senate confirmations of John G. Roberts Jr. as Supreme Court chief justice and of Samuel A. Alito Jr. as a justice on the court. Goeglein previously worked for former Sen. Dan Coats (R-Ind.) and in the office of Vice President Dan Quayle.”

Anybody surprised? Remember, right-wing party loyalty only, not intelligence or competency, is required.

@Blog: Alt-text: What kind of lips?

I want EVERY administration to have a Jesus-Freak-In-Chief. But as their official title.

@nojo: Damn. That shoulda been monk’s line.

Whatevs. Well played, nojo.

Among Goeglein’s works in progress are:

1) “Suffer the little children to come onto me” for Mark Foley
2) “Guilty feet ain’t got no rhythm” for Bob Allen
3) “She Blinded Me With Science” for Ben Stein
4) “A House Divided Cannot Stand” for Nancy Pelosi