Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert quit his job last November after fucking up pretty much everything there was to fuck up. He did everything from helping to preside over the Great Blowjob Scandal of 1998 to covering up for GOP kid-toucher Mark Foley. And now, in a final fuck you, his constituents, in a special election, filled his seat with a Demoncrat.

Bwah fucking ha.

But don’t think the GOP didn’t try hard … the word “Republican” was flashing on many of the Diebold machines used in the special election.

Round 1 To Foster (Beacon News)