McCain: Still Old

 

This is a McCain ad made to remind us that John McCain is like Teddy Roosevelt and Winston Churchill, in that there is shitty old black and white footage of all three of them, because they are so very, very, old that the piano was the only instrument available for soundtracks back then (besides the washboard, I guess). Also, there are some supernovas in there or something, because after McCain wins the war in Iraq, he will wage war against the universe, and he will win the only way he knows how - by being tortured in Vietnam and talking about it forever and ever, amen.

 
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