Yes, that’s a douchebag. So’s Christopher J. Ward, old guy, of Bethesda. Luckily for Democrats, he’s a douchebag for his own people. See, Chrissy used to be the treasurer of the National Republican Congressional Committee and was, like, their fixer and shit. Only, according to new reports, the only thing he actually fixed was his own bank account. Dude totally embezzled a million fucking dollars from the NRCC (and no one knows how much from the 83 Republican Political Action Committees) leading retiring Representative Tom Davis (R-VA, but I’m pretty sure he’s not very red) to exclaim “The House Republican brand is so bad right now that if it were a dog food, they’d take it off the shelf” (which is totally my new Facebook status, by the way). I might love Tom Davis a little. Did you know he’s been fighting for voting rights in D.C. for a while? It’s totally hott.

Anyway, so, if you see Christopher J. Ward, old guy, of Bethesda in a bar (I’m guessing he won’t be at the Capitol Grille anytime soon though), by the motherfucker a drink. He’s done more to fuck over Republicans than any actual Democrat.

NRCC Treasurer Accused of Campaign Fraud [Washington Post]
Ruse Is Cited in Missing G.O.P. Fund Case [NY Times]