I just want this Courtland Milloy fellow to come a little closer to comparing Obama to anything covered in tar, but preferably a tar baby. Instead of being a tar baby, Obama is apparently an eagle, an eagle who despises tar baby wrestling because other tar babies [read: angry black people like his pastor] might muss his beautiful black plumage. A better headline:

Invited to Dog Fight in an Illegal Racial Tar Baby Ring in Black Michael Vick’s Basement with other Tar Babies and the Bitch Cur Hillary Clinton, Obama Soars Above it like a Pegasus-Winged Unicorn or Unicorn-Horned Pegasus Who Will Change the World With the Magical Power of His Words Because We are the Wind beneath His Wings. Amen.

Invited to Wrestle in a Racial Tar Pit, Obama Soars Above It [The Washington Post]

Romney Apologizes for ‘Tar Baby’ [CBSnews.com]