Pull a Spitzer. heh. I first read that as “Pull a spritzer”.

Vitter should join the circus and organize an act eating full diapers torn off of obese flatuent clowns. He’s missing his calling.

Vitty always provides great amusement with the diaper wearing (or sick scat stuff) hooker luving and the crazee eyed wife that dresses like a hooker but apparently does not go for diapers.

At least Spitz had the sense to bail out when he did. Some uncharitable folks might say that it was easier for Spitz to leave because his fambilee is loaded unlike poor Vitty who would have nothing but a pile of used adult diapers and cruel jokes pointed in his general direction. I say bullshit.

One of the underlying currents among all these Repub sex scandals is moral cowardice and a total lack of “personal responsibility” that was once a cornerstone of Repube filosophy. It must be sad to be a hardcore Repub (unlike our moderate friends) knowing that when being one is the modern US America equivalent of the “Four Feathers.”

@ewalda - all we’ve got at the moment is Paterson and his wife each fucking consenting adults of the opposite sex in a fucking DAY’S INN (and Greg will have a post on that up shortly) … BOORRINNNNG. We need this Vitter thing to heat up quick. I want bears, dildos, wetsuits. I want diapers. I want senators and congressmen looking for hot gay sex in bathrooms. I want cash offered to cops for agreeing to submit to a blowjob. I want hookers with MySpace pages that link to shitty self-produced pop music. How can bloggers survive without a steady stream of this stuff? It’s inhuman I tell you - inhuman!

Yeah, yeah, go Blogenfreude, go!

Dead bears in diapers and necrobestialfilia and satanic rituals! Yeah, go!

@FCS - damn I miss Bob Allen. And that Falwell pastor that auto-asphyxiated himself … why don’t we have more Americans like him?

What I want to know is how Senator Pampers knows he’s received absolution and forgiveness from the deity of his choice. Does the Sky Fairy have a hotline to the GOP where s/he can give them a call up with a “Hey, that whole scat-play with the hooker who looks like your wife and has the same name - and I don’t want to say it’s not a little strange - but it’s cool in my book. While I’ve got you on the line, can you transfer me to Larry Craig’s office? Union Station’s gotten too hot for him, so he’s moved on to the Greyhound terminal.”

@ Bloggy, wait a minute, I could not be bothered to read about a politician having a heterosexual affair with a lone, living woman, whats this with Paterson? He and his wife both having trysts in a Days Inn? Simultaneously? The same Days Inn? I don’t go near those places, you can get trucker cum on you if you touch the remote. They do this accidentally, or on purpose? WTF? Thats McGreevey level kink there.

@ promnight - from what I’ve been told - she cheated on him, then he cheated on her when he found out. He used the Day’s Inn near his office. Who knows where she had her garden-variety sex. Wev …

@wobblie: He believes he’s forgiven because his wife, in her alter ego of “mistress of the night” interrupted his tormented sleep on the sofa one evening and bid him to lie beneath the glass coffee table. She let him know in no uncertain terms that things were back to “normal” between them.
“Oh God!” He said.
“Just shut up and watch.” She said. “I’m trying to get this right for Bobby. I hear he loves it.”

And yes, I think Colonel Pudding would be a passable nickname for Senator Vitter.

@ coozledad

Thye should do a Political Sex Scandal based version of Clue, featuring Colonel Pudding, Pastor Snugrubber, Senator Taptoe, etc.

“It was Captian Whoremaster in the Men’s Room with the brass buttplug…”

Also: That leopard print that Wendy is wearing will haunt my dreams. I thought that money could still buy taste in this country.

Eesh.

Tommcatt - a friend of mine actually constructed exactly that game. He named it Clewd. He drew the board and hand drew all the clue cards. He’d end up with solutions like, “The nun (illustrated by a picture of a guy in an underwear ad, for some reason) did with a log splitter at the Royal Crest Barbeque in Bayonne, NJ.

DeCosta threw it out, though. Buckley never forgave him. It was a work of art.

I would not shit ON that hooker, let alone vice-versa.

So we have Democrat Silda Spitzer wearing an Hermes scarf and chic suit to stand by her man while he accepts responsibility for his wrong-doing and resigns. And we have Wendy Vitter, Republican, wearing crazy-eyes and what looks to be leopard-print chiffon to stand by her husband while he claims the forgiveness of Jehovah, Sky Fairy of the ancient Hebrews and tells us to go fuck ourselves. This tells us something about our country and why we should secede from the South as soon as possible.

@Tommcat, @FCS : Game, movie, novel based on movie, and royalties!
I suspect it would be another acting opportunity for Ron Jeremy. Although cameos by Peter North, Christy Canyon and Rocco Sifredi might help the pacing.

@Tommmcatt: I thought that money could still buy taste in this country.

Darling, please. Have you never seen a picture of Paris Hilton or Britney Spears? Case closed.

@Lyndon: Silda set a new standard for wives in the press conference of shame. I like to think that’s how Jackie would have done it if JFK had ever gotten caught. Wendy Vitter and her diaper loving hubby bring a whole new meaning to the term “white trash.”

The Wendy in that picture makes my nut sack shrivel just a little, good thing we don’t get the withering crazy eyes full on.
I bet Vitter can feel them boring a hole straight through the back of his mellon as he does the dishes, a task I’m sure he’ll be doing until the end of time while Wendy and the maid silently watch, sharing a smoke and shots of vodka.

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