Osama bin Laden’s new track dropped this week to near-universal hatred, sorta like Britney’s Gimme More. OBL wants the world to know that the European support for the war in Afghanistan and especially their willingness to tolerate stupid shit like free speech “is the greater and more serious tragedy, and the reckoning for it will be more severe,” than, say, the U.S. war in Iraq or whatever bullshit reason His Batshit Craziness decided was worth fucking attacking the U.S. over back in 2001. He points out that Muslims are better people than us Christoatheist scum because they didn’t mock Jesus in retaliation, not that anyone would FUCKING CARE and, hello, can he really not get South Park on his satellite connection in the Pakistani wilderness? Also, that Saudi king guy he hates that he, like, would actually prefer to be overthrowing could’ve totally stopped the Danish from publishing their hate-cartoons if he really wanted because the Danish totally give a shit.

Yeah, all that plus I really wanted to mock up this picture. Hang him by the boys, boys!

Purported bin Laden message condemns Europe [CNN]