Republican Louisiana Senator and Whoremonger David Vitter does not think his situation is at all comparative to the situation faced by Democratic Governor and Whoremonger Eliot Spitzer. For one, Spitzer fucked relatively hot chicks and preferred not to use condoms, and Vitter likes to have (what one assumes are) less attractive hookers change his poopy diapers and then fuck him. Um, also, um, well, Vitter’s whoremongering should not in any way force him to resign in the Senate. Vitter’s reasoning?

“Anybody who looks at the two cases will see that there is an enormous difference between the two of them. The people that are trying to draw comparisons to the two cases are people who’ve never agreed with me on important issues like immigration and other things.”

Um, obviously. It’s just a smear by us liberals that getting caught FUCKING PROSTITUTES means you should stop pretending to be the moral arbiter of anything and slink home to your parents’ basement and out of the public spotlight.

Sen. Vitter Resents Comparisons with Ex-Gov. Spitzer [Washington Post]