Fox Newsroom Infested with Bill O’Reilly’s Crab Lice
It seems as though the Fox Newsroom in New York had a rather nasty case of bedbugs. Or should I say “bedbugs?” Since Fox News is incapable of talking about anything without lying, I am thinking that Bill O’s back alley tranny hooker habit finally caught up with him, and he as shared the only infection that he could share (without sexually harassing anyone, which is actually more his style) with the rest of his coworkers.
An exterminator determined that the incursion was limited to a “very small area in the newsroom.” But the source of the bugs was not determined until the exterminator inspected the homes of about 20 employees. Mr. Vandeveer said the exterminator later described one employee’s home as having “the worst infestation he had seen in 25 years in the business.”
Fox News people, I have some advice for you - don’t share Bill’s loofah. You really don’t know where it has been.
Open Thread [Crooks & Liars]
Bedbugs at Fox News [New York Times]





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