The video below is of Rev. Rod Parlsey. John McCain considers Parsley to be his spiritual adviser.* Watch as he accuses the United States government of funding a genocide targeted against blacks through Planned Parenthood. Planned Parenthood, an organization that prevents god knows how many white-suburban teenagers from having to answer really uncomfortable questions from their parents,** was founded by a woman who “detested” black people, Parsley argues, was a believer in Eugenics, and wanted to wipe out the entire race. Will there be outrage over this craziness? Noo, of course not. This kind of head-explodingly ridiculous wingnuttery is practically mainstream. Oh, and also he’s white. So that helps.

Anyone want to offer up some ideas about how Parsley might react if approached on the street at night by a group of four “precious baby boys,” as he calls them, aged 25 or so?

*Hilarious sentence when read out of context.
**In some states.