More than one Cynic has emailed and said … ENOUGH! Enough sex scandals, enough shitball Republicans, enough Bob Barr, enough of Bush staring into Vladimir Putin’s eyes and pronouncing him a human being.

They want baby lamb blogging. So here you go. It’s Promnight Lamb, including a picture of Promnight’s very own hands holding a baby lamb:

Another Cynic, who wishes to remain anonymous, provided additional lamb pictures.

It’s not easy for me to do this … I’d rather post more Spitzer hooker pictures ….

Isn’t there a Midwestern Republican governor out there that’s been fucking sheep? Or maybe fucking a hooker, like a Democrat?

I’m going through wetsuit withdrawal ….

If I don’t get a Republican senator fucking … SOMETHING next week, I’m swearing off blogging.

OK - enough cute for one evening. I’m going to take a shower, then I’m going to hit the Intertoobz and find a good old-fashioned Republican assfucking scandal. With toe-tapping and at least one wetsuit. I have my standards. They’re low, but they’re mine.