Yesterday, in a spectacularly misguided display of cuteness, we engaged in … baby lamb blogging. Thank the FSM we’re back on track with another Republican hooker-fucking post:

(The Politico) When a car carrying an aide to Sen. David Vitter nearly collided with a parked police cruiser outside the Hart Senate Office Building last month, Vitter spokesman Joel DiGrado complained to our Politico colleague Anne Schroeder Mullins that it really wasn’t a story.

“The Politico must be really desperate for a scoop if they want to write a story about the near-misadventures of a senator’s staffer, especially when the member wasn’t even in the car,” DiGrado said.

Fair enough.

Unfortunately for DiGrado and Vitter, the member, as well as the member’s member, was in the car. Jump … now.

Ooops:

From today’s Gonzales (La.) Weekly Citizen:

“A car carrying U.S. Sen. David Vitter ran into a No Parking sign in the Gonzales Police Department parking lot Monday morning as the senator was attempting to evade members of the media, including the Gonzales Weekly Citizen, following a Town Hall forum event at Gonzales City Hall.

“No one was injured in the incident, but the car — in which Vitter was a passenger — sped away from the scene with visible, but light damage following the wreck

“The sign was encased in an orange safety cone and cemented into the driveway.

“Members of the media were attempting to question Vitter about news released Monday that he may be called to testify in the upcoming trial of a woman accused of running a high-end Washington, D.C. prostitution ring.”

Don’t you hate it when that happens?

Vitter’s Day Keeps Getting Worse [The Politico]