The idiot Boy Fuhrer’s approval rating sank to a new low this week as even the snake-handling yahoos who would lick the sweat off of any fascist’s genitals with loving abandon noticed that the USA is headed toward a generations-long depression that no amount of Jesus can forestall.

The Associated Press (AP) reports that its own AP-Ipsos poll numbers released Thursday reveal that just 28 percent approve of the overall job Bush is doing, down from his previous low in the poll of 30 percent last month and in February.

Caligutard’s mother, Barbara Bush, joined the chorus of haters commenting, “I never liked him, the little sissy. Just like his father. Next time we have a big barbeque dinner, I’ll finish up with a big glass of Creme de Menthe - loosens me up - and crank a monster shit on his sniveling weasel face.”

What’s not to hate?

A million people dead in Iraq, 4000-plus of them Americans you went to school with and lived near, an economy in complete freefall, a country that is now a pariah state, globally considered the Jeffrey Dahmer or Charles Manson of nation states, industry disregulated to the point where you can be poisoned, robbed at gun point and defrauded by any company in the name of financial innovation and a national debt load that will bankrupt 7 generations of working Americans.

Frankly, most Cynics’ Party analysts were stumped when asked the question of the hour, “Could Caligutard be any worse?” but we have a scenario in hand in which even this inept, whining idiot could be considered even more contemptible and perfidious: Caligutard nukes Chicago and flies out days later to eat the flesh of the survivors with his good friend, Osama Bin Laden, and to have sex with the dead, accompanied by his boyfriend, Victor Ashe.

That may even reduce the 60 percent of Republicans party members who actually approved of Caligutard’s performance overall, the immovable base of snake-handlers that go to sleep every night praying for the Caligutard to deliver unto them the Rapture. Maybe. There were signs in the latest poll numbers that even this crowd can be moved to properly hate this repulsive Retard in Chief. Just 54 percent of Republicans approve of Bush’s efforts regarding the development of the US economy, another low in the the AP-Ispsos surveys.