Nazi Pope and Scarlet Whore of Rome(TM) Pope Benedict XVI is boycotting the cannibalistic orgy being staged at the White House in his honor next week citing, “the overwhelming evil, stupidity and incompetence of these worthless scumbags.

“Would you want to watch those assholes eating some little kid’s foot next to you?” Benedict XVI asked the AP in an interview on Friday.

Instead, the Monkey Boy President is going out to Andrews Air Force Base next Tuesday to meet the Flying Popemobile, after which he is scheduled to eat the pope’s shit in a formal ceremony - the latest act of humiliation of our nation at the hands of Caligutard, the weasel-faced, brain-damaged war criminal.

Though the pope has publicly disdained the criminal freak show known as the Bush Administration, he is as willing as anyone else (like bloggers) to sponge a meal off of anyone willing to cook something palatable. But the real reason for his visit is now painfully clear - with the DC Madam about to present her defense, the Pope is dropping off a gift for Deborah Jeane Palfrey to remind her how easy it is to forget the right name for the right price.

What else could it be?