It’s not as though there’s nothing to blog about: a Papal visit, shit blowing up in Iraq, the Barack/Hillary smackdown. But something didn’t feel right. Republican assfucking, closeted gay pastors, dildos, wetsuits, and bathroom stalls are the building blocks of this website. But there’s been nothing suitable lately - a couple Dem governors having straight sex, sure - but what’s that compared to a Bob Allen or a Gary Aldridge?

At last:

For days, Bruce Barclay’s political career hung in the balance. The Republican commissioner of Cumberland County, Pennsylvania, had been accused of rape — by a man, no less — and the police were bearing down. Barclay’s lawyer issued a strong denial (”This accusation of rape is ludicrous It will be defended forever and is wrong.”). But it was clear things were looking pretty dicey. Until… vindication! Well, sort of.

More assfucking after the jump.

How many times have I said that you can’t just leave your porn scattered around?

On March 31st, police, investigating the allegation of rape by the 20-year old Marshall McCurdy, obtained a warrant to search Barclay’s home. They didn’t find evidence of rape. But they did find videotapes of hundreds of sexual encounters with men that Barclay had filmed on high-tech surveillance cameras. The cameras were hidden inside AM/FM radios, motion detectors and intercom speaker systems, among other places. There was also one at his business office.

None of the subjects were aware they were being filmed and no permission had been obtained, Barclay admitted. According to a second warrant issued on April 9th, Barclay also admitted to hiring prostitutes on a weekly basis from the now-defunct website harrisburgfratboys.com.

Cynics - this is Bob Allen territory.

On April 10th, the rape charges were dropped. One of the videos found during the search showed Barclay and McCurdy engaging in apparently consensual sex. As his lawyer put it:

“It is clear in my client’s private life he has made an error of judgment. What is striking is this very same lack of judgment exonerates him from a rape allegation that wasn’t going anywhere.”

Sadly, his vindication was his undoing. Barclay was forced to resign.

What? Republicans don’t resign, they cling to power. Larry Craig he ain’t.

And legally, Barclay’s not quite out of the woods yet– he’s still facing possible charges for privacy violations and promoting prostitution. McCurdy, however, has been charged with making false reports to law enforcement authorities and unsworn falsifications to authorities. He’s up for a possible 3-year prison stint and $7,500 in fines.

So let’s see … Barclay resigned too quickly to be of much use to the blogosphere, and there was no offer of cash, nor was there any toe-tapping. On the other hand, a story feauturing covertly-taped assfucking and gay hookers doesn’t come along every day. Eight out of ten diapers on the Cynics’ Party Sex Scandal Scale in my opinion.

All Muck is Local: Sex and Lots and Lots of Videotape [TPM Muckracker]