Thank the FSM that we still have him for shits & giggles.
 
In other news, I’m investing in alcoholic beverage companies this year. It’ll probably be the only sector of the economy to actually grow.

Matt - dude … it’s “Paultards”.  I never thought we’d have a post referencing them again.  Ah, for those halcyon W***ette days when Proud Paultard roamed the open prarie blathering about fiat money and the gold standard. 

@Blogenfreude: Whatever happened to him/her/it?

@rptrcub - don’t know … he never made the migration to CP.  And indeed - investments in companies dealing in gold, grain, strong drink, and ammunition would seem to be the order of the day.

Proud Paultard is not here, because there is only room for one Paultard in the Cynics Party. And that, my friends,  is me. Thank you Matt for this wonderful post. It has filled my Paultard heart with joy.  It also point to why the clinically depressed Cynics here can put their prozac away. McCain runs unopposed in PA, and still loses one out of four Republican votes.  Its going to be a landslide in November. And it just does not matter what Billary and the Unicorn do to each other between now and then. It does not matter.

That picture proves that there are people who should never be allowed near Photoshop. It is stupid on so many levels it hurts to look at it. Thank you for bringing it back. Now my nightmares can have some focus. Actually, my nightmares are full of Hillary C where she has taken on the look of Saturn Devouring His Children in the Goya painting.

Wow, so this was his master strategy all along? Wait until after the race was over before actually garnering some votes?

@Lyndon
Watching her interviews since PA, I swear to FSM that she is getting younger as the campaign progresses. I wonder if there is a Dorian Gray thing going on here.

Seriously, somebody needs to hand the Paultards a bong and tell them to chill the fuck out. It’s gotten to the point where it’s just embarrassing and painful. Why don’t they just vote for, to borrow a phrase, Barney the Dinosaurs’ Fucking Pussy ~ the pussy had a better chance of winning than the “Sable Gyno” did even when he  was actually running.  I also feel their voting in this fashion would have more of a point.
Tough day at the office, me.
 
 
 

@String Bikini Theory: You’d look younger too if you feasted off the crushed hopes of bitter Catholics.

@String Bikini Theory
She is bathing in the Life-Essence of her beloved husband.
 

@Tommcatt - Honey, I think it’s been nearly 3 decades since Hillbot’s bathed in any essence emitted from her beloved husband. Chelsea’s what, 28 or 29 now?

@SanFranLefty
See, now you have me thinking about it.

@SFL, Tomm: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

@Tommmcatt:
OT, but somewhat relevant… it reminds me of a song the kids and I crafted in the middle school yard in the early 1990s when that purple thing was becoming the latest craze:

I hate you
You hate me
Let’s get together and kill Barney
With a .357 and put it to his head
Now that purple bitch is dead

I went to a rough school, needless to say.

sarah,
it called botox, juvederm and restalyne.
although dorian gray has very definite similarities to hilbot.
good call there.

@baked, BST: I’ve always thought that the big problem with Dorian Gray (since nobody asked me) is what exactly did he do that was so terrible? Hm? Vague ’sins’ are hinted at. It can’t just be buttsex. The same is true in Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. A book that always gives me the giggles. What did he do that was so dreadful it couldn’t bear speaking about? Well now I’ve seen Hillary C and I know. I never had strong feelings about her before, either way. But now I can’t even bear to look at a picture of her. But she has got herself a good dresser, as we say in the theatre. She is being groomed well and seems able to function on 2 hours of sleep and a greta deal of pancake skillfully applied. But the picture in the attic?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_Devouring_His_Son
OMFG. I just linked. Awesome.
 
 

@Lyndon:  Um, your link goes back to the Home Page here at TCP. 

lyndon,
dorian’s sin was vanity, eternal life and youth, power and control.
i think jeckyll just broke a lot of beakers and shit, but was the symbolic alter ego of hyde when we was doing the cokey pokey.

i’m missing the 14 minute edit ability we had, you know the one i raved and ranted about, and didn’t have that kind of time for?
there’s just no pleasing us pains in the asses. the preview pane is a great alternative, heck of a job hamsters. really.

@blog: …blathering about fiat money…

How do the Paultards know I’ve been saving up for a Cinquecento, and why do they care?