If there was one place I’d like to see a Three Stooges style old fashioned whipped cream pie fight that dinner would be the place.  Of course, mom and friends would be exempt.
 
 
How was it?  How was the food?  No, I would not hit that because I’m a straight male.  I’d hit Lauren Graham though…

Megan, you continue to outdo yourself.  I told you I was going to live vicariously through you and you’ve done very, very well by me, my friend.  I’m so excited to hear all about it!
Your boobs look rad, btw. 

@SD: Girl, how is that baby coming? Also, thanks about the girls! They did have a good night. I swear Stephen Hadley stared directly at them.

@Megan:  Oy!  At this point, I’m convinced one of two things has happened:  either this baby has decided she’s not coming out until the soul-crushing Primary Season Of Death is over, which I can’t fault her for really, or she’s already snuck out and is living somewhere else, leaving a bunch of baby-shaped paraphenalia in her place, Ferris Bueller-style.  If they induce me next week and a baseball, a pillow and a tape recorder of tiny hiccups comes out, we’ll know what’s up. 

Stephen Hadley was probably staring at the girls because, like all Repubs, he’s a bitter closeted queen and devastatingly jealous.  ;)

@Spangled:  Another angel coming soon…what a wonderful world.

well i guess that puzzle is solved, whether megan posts drunk.

did she just tell the man she’s posing with, who will surely see this, that she would HIT IT? she told a man in a public domain photograph she would like to fuck him?

megan, such a glorious trollop you are!
you rock, and make the CP do what it does best…TMI

@Baked: Oh, sweetie, how quickly you have forgotten certain things about certain French Presidents who undoubtedly speak English and about whom I often wrote.

Can someone promise me Jason Jones isn’t lurking? Because I have some pornographic thoughts about Sam Bee I’d like to share.

Wait.  Sam Bee is with Jason Jones?

@Dodgerblue: Dude, they’ve done it at least twice.

Megan darling, the girls look great and I love that color on you.

Was Samantha fun?  Did you tell Padma she is so much better than she used to be?  Was Chelsea fun or annoying or both in real life, because god damn on that show she goes from one to the other and back again on a dime.  Although she does make wildly inappropriate comments so she has that going for her.

megs, you cougarette
how could i forget sarky. but i wasn’t counting french presidents.
this guy could show up whimpering and scratching at your door at 3 a. m. after seeing that.
oh wait…that would be a good thing.
nevermind.

It must have taken every ounce of self-restraint you have to keep from slapping Feith’s little ferret face.  Could you see the blood on his hands?

@Blogen: Feith is easily twice my size, he’s very Hulk-like, but impossible to get a picture of. I’m assuming it was the heat from the hellfire that made my picture blurry.

@baked: Ding, ding, ding!

@Jason: Samantha Bee was awesome, but read Glam this morning. Padma was lovely and very nice and I never did get to meet Chelsea in the crowd.

Love the dark hair and big eyes, plus he looks incredibly dashing in that suit (big ups for pulling off the non-bow-tie black tie) — definite yes.

Was Feith (pronounced “fife”, apparently he’s picky about that) the stupidest fucking guy in the room?

That dress is an awesome color on you. Four inch heels and mucho alcohol? That, my dear, is impressive.