The Psychogeezer was exposed today by the Huffington Post as a surrender monkey par excellence, as the French would say, literally telling MSNBC three years ago he didn’t even want to keep a vestigial US defensive force in Iraq once the hostilities had ended a la Korea and West Germany, insisting, “I would hope that we could bring them all home.”

Obviously, this geriatric fruitcup is unfit to lead the free world which, all real Republicans know, requires a millennialist’s devotion to apocalyptic violence and hunger to sacrifice the limbs and lives of young Americans down to the last impoverished 18-year-old. Cynics’ Party analysts are in agreement that Psychogeezer will be laughed out of the race by GOP stalwarts who insist their candidates be kill-crazed dyed-in-the-wool psychopaths.

A few versus of “Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran!” does not make one a viable gatekeeper Armageddon anymore than mere decades of non-stop assfucking makes one gay, as Larry Craig knows. In fact, there is only one candidate with the requisite homicidal rage to keep the war in Iraq going forever until finally expanding into every country in the Middle East, Central Asia and North Africa: Hillary Clinton, the Dark Princess.

Just last week, she argued that any move on Israel by Iran while she is president will be met by summary vaporization. Now that’s a pre-Apocalypse Republican for you, a Goldwater Girl writ large. What say you, Cynics? Should the Hilbot 9000 switch parties for the general election?