This is Clinton adviser Harold Ickes, who is the current subject of a Time profile that makes much of his cursing habits. I think, as we head into the weekend, it’s time for a challenge. Who among us can curse more and better than Harold Ickes?

Because, as you motherfuckers know, I have quite the dirty fucking mouth myself. Plus, as any cocksucker knows, the best fucking way to keep those shitheads in the press from quoting your ass is to fucking curse so fucking much that they can’t fucking quote you without so many goddamn periods in between words that your shitty quote isn’t even fucking readable. And so this fucking bitch encourages every one of you motherfucking sons-of-bitches to create a brilliant fucking quote to put in that asshole Ickes’ shit-eating mouth with so many fucking curse words that no douchebag MSM reporter could possibly ever consider using it if he wanted to have two squares of toilet paper to wipe his shitty ass with afterwards. Sort of like

Clinton adviser Harold Ickes said “Of course that motherfucker and his cunt wife are going to be standing on the motherfucking stage with that cocksucker Howard Dean in goddamn August jerking off his tiny penis with one hand while fingering his asshole with another and accepting the fucking nomination. But I’ll be shit on by slutty Muslim virgins sucking Dick Morris’s whores’ toes before I’ll go down on Michelle Obama or accept fucking defeat. This is off the record, right?”

Harold Ickes: Political Operator [Time]
Ickes’ expletives too much for Time [Politico]