Enough Already

Joe, you bloodthirsty old fuck, yer my kinda Hebrew!Remember this?

ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) — Sen. Joseph Lieberman conceded to anti-war cable executive Ned Lamont in the Democratic primary for the Connecticut Senate nomination Tuesday night but vowed to run as an “independent Democrat” this fall.

With 95 percent of the precincts reporting, Lamont led Lieberman 52 percent to 48 percent, according to The Associated Press.

Connecticut Democrats basically said “Thanks Joe, but we need someone who’s not a bloodthirsty warmonger in the Senate.” Holy Joe, tool that he is, refused to listen to the very people who sent him to the Senate in the first place and instead ran and won as an Independent. He returned to DC to help acclerate the Dear Leader’s Eternal War To Resubjugate Brown People, and he now supports the Psychogeezer™ for president.

Remind you of anything?

Soon we'll both be voting to launch a pointless war against a fourth-rate military power that didn't attack us ... what could be better!?Like Holy Joe, Hillary won’t go away either.

Two separate sources in the Clinton orbit insisted Tuesday night it’s now more likely Hillary will pursue her quest until the August convention in Denver - unless party leaders rise up en masse and publicly tell her it’s time to stop. The math, after all, remains solidly in Obama’s favor.

“I can think of no reason why it would not go to the convention now,” one top Hillary Democrat predicted. “Why should she get out?”

The speculation is that Hillary is counting on the fact that stupid white people won’t vote for Obama, but instead will vote for the Confused Old Man™.

“I’m kind of still up in the air between McCain and Hillary,” said Jason Jenkins, 32, who cited information from a hoax e-mail as a reason to spurn Obama.

“I’ll be honest with you. Barack scares the hell out of me,”he said. “He swore on the Koran.”

Obama did manage to pull in many white voters, but still encountered similar sentiments from a man who refused to shake his hand at a diner in Greenwood, Ind.

“I can’t stand him,” the man said. “He’s a Muslim. He’s not even pro-American as far as I’m concerned.”

Stupid white people: five of them voted to install Bush in the White House in 2000 (yes, I’m counting Clarence Thomas), and you can be sure that nearly all of the 62,040,610 votes that Bush got in 2004 were cast by stupid white people. And it appears that, once again, stupid white people will vote for endless war, mentally-defective judges, and further erosion of our civil liberties. Full Giulianis for everyone!

Fuck.

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