The End of the Republican Party

Cute kid - hope she didn't inherit the conservative gene ...Yes - I admit - I’ve enjoyed blogging about the rise and fall of Vito Fossella (R-NY). He’s a major-league shitbag who got caught driving drunk and, as it happens, has a second family just outside of DC (pictured). Now that’s GOP family values! And if you don’t believe the “shitbag” charge, get a load of this:

His socially conservative positions were in sync with his mostly white, heavily Roman Catholic district, which covers all of Staten Island and a small wedge of Brooklyn. He opposes abortion, favored President Bush’s tax cuts and voted with the Republicans 88 percent of the time last year, according to Congressional Quarterly.

Not enough for you? He also lied to his girlfriend - said he’d split with his wife.

Like any good Republican, Vito initially refused to resign. But now it appears he’ll be gone by Monday - perhaps, as Atrios said, to spend more time with his families.

Will there be any Republicans left next year?

UPDATE - More Republican family values:

The rich father and uncle of shame-faced, two-timing Staten Island Rep. Vito Fossella have been making sure his gal pal and love child are well taken care of in Virginia, sources close to the disgraced politician said yesterday.

“Uncle Frank and Vito Sr. were bankrolling the kid,” said one highly placed Republican official

Cheato Vito Kin Help Him Sin [NY Post]

18 comments:

 
Only in those districts filled with Hilsbot Clinton “fans” where the “Demrat = Terrorist loving Gayboy/Lesbian wussie veggie enviro freak pacifist” meme exists and where larning ain’t mandatory in skule.
 
 

Wait. He lied to his girlfriend!!!?? Well, that’s a first.

@Lyndon - this fucker tried to get the 10 commandments put up in schools and shit - how many of those did he violate? Lying, adultery …  Hypocrite.

I’ll bet that Vito Sr. and Uncle Frank don’t refer to them as “gal pal” and “love child”. Hardly fits the image I have of them as, ahem, Catholics. 

@Blogenfreude: At least he wasn’t going the Onan route. We know he wasn’t spilling his seed. He was putting it right where God intended.

wait, and he lied to his wife too? about having another family? shocking, just shocking.

Still no diapers, but he can have the shit.

Oooh, finally one of the wronged wives is considering divorce and taking the bastard for everything he had. Although seeing that she’s apparently Irish (Mary Pat Rowan), he’ll be lucky to get out alive.

I suspect Vito’s staying away for one reason only.  Irish Red head wife.  I’ve know a couple of Irishmen and I knew a redhead in school.  Either her brothers are going to Bobbitize him or she will.
 
She’s a former VP at Chace Manhattan to boot.
 
All thing’s considered Vito’s probably getting castrated one way or another.

<De Niro > Not so sure ’bout dat.  Vito brough shame to da Family.  Uncle frank and Vito Sr. will be seein ta bidness as usual. We got a couple o jobs fa Baby Vito, mostly rollin on the Jersey Turnpike, ya know what I mean.

i think we’re gonna like this not-standing-by-your-idiot-man….like all the other loretta lynn’s.

now we know what that house floor hysteria was all about!
the wife has her irish up and he’s petrified!
poor vito. karma is SUCH a bitch!

bloggie, stay on this, could get really ugly! such fun.

So, does this mean a special election, an empty seat until November, or does Stevie Wonder get to make an appointment?  I’m hoping for number 3.

@baked - of course I will stay on it … it’s a Republican sex scandal.  I live for that shit.

Stevie will appoint a good demrat!  Yea!

Hahaha. “Uncle Frank and Vito Sr.” just made my day.

Where does the GOP find these people?

//snark totally off// cute baby

//threadjack//this might not be totally new news, but I just found out about it:  the guy in charge of organizing the Republican convention in Minneapolis, home of the I-35 bridge and Senator Larry Craig’s(r-idahomo) favorite airport men’s room, has resigned.  Seems that not only was he a lobbyist, which the kleptocratic party would have seen as totally normal, but one of his firm’s clients was the government of Burma (another,of course, was Exxon Mobil).
It seems that, up until the  recent cyclone killed 100,000 people and the government refused to allow aid workers in, they hadn’t realized that Burma was somewhat less than a free and open society.

It just hit me, look at that kid, there’s no fucking way thats his kid.  She’s jacking him up for someone else’s kid!

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