The folks left the keys on the dresser, so I’m taking the jalopy for a spin. If anyone asks, that dent is from Mr. Wilson’s lawnmower.

Your thrashing selections for today:

Salon on WaPo on Hillbot on Unicorn (Salon)

Teddy has brain tumor — no, for real! (Raw Story)

Oh, and I hear a couple of states are pretending that we live in a democracy today. Note to broadcasters: It’s ORYGUN, dammit!