To further push CP into the firm yet tender grasp of the Sodomite-Americans, your long-absent-but-still-loves-you-all homofascist brings you this story about a unique promotion from a Minnesota baseball team, just in time for National Tap Dance day! Meet the Larry Craig ‘bobblefoot!’:

The Minnesota minor league baseball team The St. Paul Saints is doing away with traditional “bobblehead” giveaways this weekend and handing out an homage to Idaho Senator Larry Craig, who as you well know was arrested in a local airport for tapping under the stall at an undercover cop.

The team is handing out “bobblefoot” knickknacks featuring a bathroom stall with a pair of feet, one of which is springloaded and ‘taps’. The baseball team’s press release claims that the item honors “National Tap Dance Day”.

According to the Star-Tribune, “The team also takes pains to note: ‘It doesn’t matter if your tapping style is done with a ‘wide stance’ or is used as some sort of code.’”

Although now knowing about Senator Craig’s bathroom proclivities, I am thinking a bobblehead would also be appropriate.

Minneapolis Baseball Team Hands Out Larry Craig ‘Bobblefoot’ [Towleroad]