While using the internet to find idiots is a little too easy, this one’s worth calling your attention to. The commenters on this article have been debating whether the Obama fist bump was a Hezbollah-style fist jab.

Michelle is not as “refined” as Obama at hiding her TRUE feelings about America—etc. Her “Hezbollah” style fist-jabbing—mouth-twisted anti-American speeches is STRAIGHT from ISLAM!

I was pretty sure that their fist bump was in in the Al Qaeda style, myself, but what do I know?

The article itself, while avoiding the controversial topic of fist-bumping, is about evil, and makes it sound like Sex and the City is worth watching. . .

One need only consider the flaunted immorality of “Sex and the City” to get the point. Women my grandmother would have labeled “sluts” are now regarded as New York sophisticates who change men as rapidly as they change clothes, during the short breaks between sexual trysts when they bother to wear clothes at all.

And Time provides a history of the fist-bump, where they make up a bunch of places it could have come from:

Some claim the act of knuckle-bumping began in the 1970s with NBA players like Baltimore Bullets guard Fred Carter. Others claim the fist bump emerged off the court, citing the Wonder Twins, minor characters in the 1970s Hanna-Barbera superhero cartoon The Superfriends, who famously touched knuckles and cried “Wonder Twin powers, activate!’ before morphing into animals or ice sculptures. One might also credit germaphobics for the fist bump’s invention. Deal or No Deal host Howie Mandel reportedly adopted the gesture as a friendly way to avoid his contestants’ germs.

Obama: See No Evil [Human Events.Com]
A Brief History of the Fist Bump [Time]
The bump heard ’round the world [Carpetbagger Report]