We’ve already discussed the possibility that Barack and Michelle are giving out secret signals that they are Hezbollah sympathizers and probably members of both the Bloods the Crips. While many skeptics have discussed this theory as “ASS STUPID“, Fox News is making sure that we stay aware of the Obamas’ possible connections to Muslamic terrorists. In the first few seconds of the clip below (Media Matters via Gawker), News Lady leaves the possibility of last week’s “fist thump” being a “terrorist fist jab.” While her resident body language expert thinks that Barack and Michelle were just saying “hi”, the debate is, apparently, open. I think we’ve spent enough time on this, and it’s time to move on to other issues, like, are John McCain’s wrinkles and skin cancer a result of the time he spent under the desert sun at a Mujahideen training camp? All signs point to yes.

Update: My computer shits the bed every time I try to add the video. It’s on Media Matters here.