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Night Shift: Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle

News from Alabama: “A Pinson man, naked and claiming to be Jesus Christ and George Bush, was shot four times with stun guns by Jefferson County sheriff’s deputies early Friday, officials said, because he repeatedly refused to heed their commands.” [Birmingham News via Chris Mohney]
Deep Thoughts From Prospective Obama Veep Jim Webb: “The venerable Robert E. Lee has taken some vicious hits, as dishonest or misinformed advocates among political interest groups and in academia attempt to twist yesterday’s America into a fantasy.” [Politico]
Former New York State Governor and hooker enthusiast Eliot Spitzer has a new job, it’s just that nobody’s quite sure exactly what that job is yet. [NYO]
It’s baby Barry! There’s also basketball Barry, college Barry, and best of all, Obama: The Awkward Years. [Chicago Tribune]
Megan has more links for you!!! I hate Lou Dobbs, but if he runs for President, he’ll take so many votes from McCain. DOBBS ‘08!!!! [Jezebel]
Even Exxon is having money troubles. We are so fucked. [Reuters]