Hundreds of cards and letters have been pouring into CP HQ pointing out that presumptive GOP First Lady candidate Cindy McCain’s face is identical to that of Cryptkeeper, host of the out-of-production cable TV show Tales from the Crypt.

It is clear. Either they are twins separated from birth or they are the same creature. HBO did not return phone calls we didn’t make. The McCain campaign is too mendacious to bother interviewing. The only choice is to have a vote on this important political intrigue. (CP geeks, can someone put a vote thingie here?)

What say you, Cynics? Twins or the same creature?

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