Channeling My Inner Carlin
Lot’s of severe weather shit happening out there - tornadoes, floods, brush fires started by lightning. Here’s what I want to know - does it make me a bad person to hope that the only people flooded out are two-time Bush voters? That the flood waters know where to go and whose house to flood?
Does it make me a bad person to hope that those houses going up in flames from brush fires are owned by Bush Pioneers and other assorted Republican scum? What do you think?
Do you suppose any of these GOP cocksuckers think that eight years of Al Gore might have made a difference as they see grandma floating by in her rocker? Do you think they sense that global warming might just be real as they watch their dog Fluffy drift away on a piece of styrofoam to become ‘gator food? Do any of these selfish fucks think that “conservatism” might not be such a hot idea as they dig through what’s left of their house to find all the stupid shit they bought at WalMart?
Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to bend over and let Dick Cheney shove his giant crude-oil-coated dick up your ass in the form of his Energy Task Force. Do you think they get the connection? Does Billy Bob Buttfuck stop to reconsider his voting record as he watches the snakes he used to handle swim away in the rising flood waters?
Naahh. There might be no polar ice this year? Who cares - isn’t it time for American Idol?
As George Carlin said - think of an average person you know, and remember that half the people are stupider than he is. Face it Cynics - We fucked up the environment, and now China and India are doubling down. Bye bye!



Saturday, June 28, 2008, at 8:57 pm
Hey, that woman saved what’s important–their beer! And won’t the polar melting ice make for a better brew when it reaches here?