Irony is dead.

A fascist spoke about free speech
Suddenly irony just died the next day
It’s a Freedom Bird to a CIA Black Site
It’s a post invasion plan five years too late
And isn’t it ironic… don’t you think

It’s like a hurricane in a very low place
It’s the high price when they said it would go down
It’s the bad advice that you just rather take
Who would’ve thought… it figures

Mr. Kill’em all was afraid to fight
He ran away in his youth and kissed Nam goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to start that fight
And as the plan crashed down he thought
“Well ain’t war fun…”
And isn’t it ironic… don’t you think

It’s like a hurricane in a very low place
It’s the high price when they said it would go down
It’s the bad advice that you just rather take
Who would’ve thought… it figures

Well reality has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think you’ll rule forever and Rove’s math is right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything’s gone wrong and Pelosi gives up
Impeaching your face

A freedom speech when you’ve taken it away
An oil rig moored just off your water front estate
It’s like letting OBL go when he was to blame
It’s shooting an old man in the face
And then having him apologize
And isn’t it ironic…don’t you think
A little too ironic…and, yeah, I really do think…

It’s like a hurricane in a very low place
It’s the high price when they said it would go down
It’s the bad advice that you just rather take
Who would’ve thought… it figures

Reality has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Fools have a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out