Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport officials are expecting a crush of inquiring media to come and worship at the altar of GOP man-love innovation - the airport men’s room stall where gay, sex-crazed Republican Sen. Larry Craig allegedly solicited a cop for a savage GOP ass fucking last June, an act of GOP man-love that precipitated his arrest for living the outlaw life of a bug-eyed, tongue-waving sex-crazed gay Republican Senator from Idaho.

Airport stall may return to spotlight

Though in the early months after Senator Craig’s bust for attempted public ass-fucking the media frenzy around his remote GOP man-love nest was intense, airport security and counter-ass-fucking personnel have no plans to restrict access to the Larry Craig Memorial Ass-Fucking Stall and GOP Man-Love Pavilion.

The consideration for the media, however, will no doubt redound to ease of access for the GOP man-love caucus going to the convention, allowing them to hold their GOP man-love orgies in the sacred stall before they run off to the convention to condemn ass fucking. gay marriage and rail against gays in the military and defend Traditional American Family Values.