The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is pursuing the development of a stun bracelet that will be worn by all airline passengers to shock, torture and incapacitate them whenever it is entertaining to the drooling TSA fuckwits you already have to contend with grabbing your genitals at the pre-flight security checkpoints in US airports.

Right, it is so fucking obscene that even the fascist Moonie paper of record, The Washington Times, finds the concept offensive. Skeletor’s [left] research supremos are just thrilled at the horror that this piece of fascistech would unleash upon the US population: it would track you from the moment it is latched over your wrist, until you disembark at your destination - and at any moment could be use to shock you into a prostrate, quivering ball of howling, agonized flesh, begging to die while passengers circle around and sing America, the Beautiful.

Skeletor’s Torture Bracelet™ is apparently a DHS priority. Paul S. Ruwaldt of the Science and Technology Directorate, office of Research and Development, at DHS recently sent a letter to the inventor encouraging him to lay a full-blown development proposal on the DHS. Who couldn’t love it? You and your personal data on the bracelet are tracked all the while you are wearing it. A DHS or TSA fuckwit mistakes you for a terrorst or doesn’t like your name and BZZZZZT! you’re cooked like a hamster in a kindergarten microwave.