Insane, wife-dumping presumptive GOP presidential candidate and Keating-Five survivor John “Psychogeezer” McCain has summarily dumped his Alabama State campaign chairman, gay-bashing Alabama Attorney General Troy King, after this Republican stalwart was reportedly found engaging in homosexual sex with a man in a bed he allegedly shared with his wife in their home.

McCain, true to form, pulled the May 1, 2007 press release from his Web site in a pathetic attempt to distance his campaign from yet another Republican hypocrite (YARH). (Google searchers will receive only a 404 notice - page not found - when attempting to retrieve the page.) The McCain campaign twits probably think the association will fade because they can delete the page from their site. Cynics’ Party knows better

Assembling a special Cynics’ Party Remote Viewing Brigade (RVB) and consolidating the awesome psychic powers of our RVB, CP located the press release that links the McCain campaign to King in the Internet Archive’s WayBack Machine. Link from the WayBack Machine Web site below:

McCain Troy ‘Man-Loving AG’ King Press Release • PDF archive

Media representatives who want to inquire about the McCain campaign’s typical showing of class, loyalty and respect should contact Danny Diaz at 703-650-5550.