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They Shoot, They Score


	Obama		McCain		Clinton		FSM

Adviser	Indiscretion	Disposition
Samantha Power	Told the truth about Hillary	Resigned
Geraldine Ferraro	Obama didn’t sleep his way to the top	Resigned
Tom Loeffler, Doug Davenport, Doug Goodyear, Eric Burgeson, Craig Shirley	Saudi Arabia lobbyist, Burma lobbyist, Burma lobbyist, energy lobbyist, dirty trickster	Resigned
Mark McKinnon	Wrong side of history	Resigned
Jim Johnson	Hand in the Countrywide till	Resigned
Phil Gramm	Jobless Americans mentally unstable	Exiled
God	Endorsed Bush in 2000 & 2004	Forsaken