Unification Church Bag-Man George H W Bush Licking
Moon’s Balls at a Cult-Sponsored Conference.

Evil home-wrecker, convicted tax-cheater, cult leader, and Bush crime family patron Sun Myung Moon, failed to die in a mountainside crash of his helicopter today. It is a terrible shame the crazy, hateful dog-man survived as nothing loosens the tongues of cult victims, apostates and succession rivals like the death of its leader.

Inside the cult, no doubt, there is the whole story of the collaborations between the Unification Church, its many non-profit and for-profit fronts and the Bush family crime plexus. Publicly, Poppy has been on Moon’s payroll since around 1995 when he toured Asia to promote Moon’s interest, even while being formally asked by the mother’s of the cult’s victims not to help the twisted home-wrecker.

The Caligutard got a taste of the tainted cult cash in 2005, when a Moonie front tossed a quarter of a million into the Bush II reinauguration fund. Stupid, hooker-fucking, bank-defrauding brother Neil is the latest of the Bush crime family to cash in on the cult relationship, bagging a $1 million for an educational software scam fuckface Neil threw together to cash in on the No Child Left Behind program.

Moon is 88 so there is some hope he will check out in time for the Bushes to be hooked by investigations fueled by information that leaks out of the cult when it implodes after Moon’s death. Let’s pray!