Robert ‘Novakula’ Novak’s Death ‘Vette was seen attempting a hasty getaway through the streets of DC on Wednesday after he slammed into a pedestrian, leaving him sprawled at the intersection of K and 18th Streets.

WJLA reported one eyewitness, Gary Cohen, said one bystander was pounding on Novakula’s Death ‘Vette screaming at the neocon psychopath after he’d run over Don Lilkenquist, an old man who lives in a local homeless shelter, howling at him to stop - until Novakula punched the go juice and attempted to run him over, too.

One eyewitness contested Novakula’s contention that he didn’t notice all the bloodied bodies bouncing off of the Death ‘Vette. Commuter bicyclist David Bono noted, “There was a pedestrian splayed on his windshield — I don’t think there is any way you can miss that.”

The Novakula and his Death ‘Vette are still at large. If you are crossing a street, Cynics’ Party recommends you have a large silver cross ready to flash if you are approached by a speeding black Corvette piloted by an obscene genocidal neocon monster.