Poor Bill Clinton is still barely concealing his rage over the Democratic primary. Reporter’s described the sad former first black President as “testy” during his recent TV interview. Clinton also declared that he is “not a racist [anymore]” and that he is willing to hump Michelle Obama, or even Whoopi Goldberg, to prove it. The courageous man is also amenable to showing his not-racism by equally hating both the black and white people who stopped him from getting back in the White House. [ABC News]