“I was looking at the Sturgis schedule, and noticed that you had a beauty pageant, so I encouraged Cindy to compete,” McCain told an audience at the rally. “I told her [that] with a little luck, she could be the only woman to serve as both the First Lady and Miss Buffalo Chip.”

The Sturgis motorcycle rally’s Miss Buffalo Chip contest is typically topless, and women occasionally go fully nude. And McCain is a delusional old man, since I’m pretty sure she could only get second runner up, at best. [ABC News]