Insane, sex-crazed men’s room predator Senator Larry Craig is refusing calls for historical re-enactments of his arrest last year for soliciting sex in the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport bathroom during the GOP convention being held in St. Paul this fall.

Idaho Sen. Craig to Skip GOP Convention [Associated Press]

Hypocrite history re-enactors groups were thrilled at the prospect of Sen. Craig attending the convention and using the opportunity to replay the conquering bathroom goblin performance that landed him an arrest and charges for attempted schlong solicitation.

Sen. Craig, the heart and soul of the GOP, disappointed all of his fans this week announcing through his office that he will stay at home during the GOP convention Sept 1-4 in Minnesota. Still, Sen. Craig no doubt understands his inspiration role and, as such, may be susceptible to appeals to his iconic stature. Pleas for Sen. Craig to come to the airport for a celebration and re-enactment can be lodged at his Washington, DC office. Tel: 202-224-2752  and  fax: 202-228-1067.

Airport officials have previously assured GOP delegates that the official Sen. Larry Craig Man-Love Pavilion will remain open during the convention.