The ProgressiveCurmudgeon breaks some news this week, revealing that the Psychogeezer has a parade of chicks tending to his carnal obsessions while Cindy is away having blood transfusions, one of which even the Secret Service was unable to hide completely.

Edwards The Confessor vs. McCain’s Ongoing Philandering [TheProgressiveCurmudgeon]

While Psychogeezer is pulling over busloads of Girl Scouts and demanding oral sex, the liberal media is notably absent. Any wonder? Hey, he’s a maverick! Doesn’t even say please when he asks President Bush to lift his dick so he can clean his nuts with his tongue. No, sir. A maverick and a war hero. Those guys get a special “Pestork at Will” cards from the Veterans Administration.

Meanwhile, every media outlet from Lancaster, PA to the MSNBC have full time Edwards Contrition Watch Correspondents on detail 24 hours a day to report the moment that Edwards will appear sorry enough for mating and procreating with a space alien while he was married to his wife.

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