Denver cops have erected a concentration camp in a warehouse at the edge of town - essentially a series of chain-linked fence cages topped with barbed-wire - to contain the thousands of battered protesters the city plans on bashing, cuffing and stuffing away at the Clintonista Festival of Hate, Fear and Cackling Narcissism that is being held contemporaneously with the Democratic National Convention this month.

‘Gitmo on the Platte’ Set As Holding Cell for DNC [CBS4 Denver]

The twisted fucks in Denver law enforcemnt were not content just to pack their armories full of exotic weapons to snuff out annoying hippies with hilariously mis-named non-lethal weapons. Denver has reserved a city-owned warehouse exclusively to interning the filthy scum that shows up at the Democratic National Convention without a conference badge.

For those anarchists these delights await: the pepper spray bomb, the night stick across the kidneys, across the shins, across the face, yes, yes, and the boot on the neck to keep the officer safe from hippie scum before they are shackled and the dangerous anarchists are tasered and stomped into safe submission.

Then a nice frog walk to the gulag for them, eh? And maybe, just a little questioning. Certainly, patriotic Americans would not object to cooperating with the legitimate law enforcement agents in rooting out anarchists and terrorists in their ranks. Certaintly law enforcement is within its rights to incentivize patriotic responses with - as posters around the gulag scream,”Warning! Electric stun devices used in this facility!” - the latest in cooperation-enhancement technologies.

The Democratic National Convention couldn’t have been orchestrated for failure with greater facility by RNC Psychopath at Large Karl Rove himself. Groups like Recreate ‘68 are threatening to start riots. Bill Clinton gets a keynote to whip up the Hilbot 9000 brigades and make eye contact with nubile teens in the audience who he can meet under the convention platform for a hand-job during Hilbot 9000’s address - which will be caught on tape by Fox News.

The Hilbot 9000 will use her chance to speak to call out to her suicide bombers, pour invective and rage down on the putative nominee and howl of her destiny, her legacy, her white power credentials, whining on and on with epic abandon about all that fucking America  owes Her and fucking Bill, making a last twisted grab for the power she is uniquely entitled to, driving her brigades to complete apoplexy and sending the convention into full-scale riot and chaos and, not coincidentally and finally, delivering a crazy apocalyptic old man from Arizona to the White House, her dream since she was a little girl.

Of course, the DNC and Obama’s people are letting it all happen, stupid fucks. Enjoy the new digs, assholes.